Thoughts on Taken:
- Maggie Grace can run exactly like a 17-year-old.
- Liam Neeson’s nose.
- HOLLY VALANCE IS PLAYING A MEGA-FAMOUS POPSTAR. IRONY.
- That French dude is completely dickable.
- That French dude is EVIL. Take me NOW.
- Oh shiiiiiiiii—
- Hahaha, Father’s.
- Famke Janssen, more like Fake Tan-ssen HURRHURR.
- LIAM NEESON STOP TALKING PLZ.
- I’m bored of Liam Neeson hitting people.
- Okay shit’s exciting now.
- JUNKIE SLUTS ♥.
- Liam Neeson’s nose.
- This is exactly like 24.
- Blah blah, more running, driving, shooting, yelliiiiiing.
- FAT ARAB.
- Seriou—MAGGIE GRACE STOP RUNNING LIKE THAT?
- Why are you so happy, bitch? You were kidnapped, forced heroin and almost sold to Arabs to defoul your innocent pussy. STOP SMILING.
- HOLLY VALANCE AS A MEGA POPSTAR. HOLLY VALANCE IN A MANSION. HOLLY VALANCE. I bet she cried herself to sleep every night after filming.
- The end? Ugh. I could’ve been masturbating this whole time. Christ.
I was gonna review it but this guy took care of it for me.
