They should have named this movie:
Isn’t that awesome??? Come ON. What an amazing death threat….”fucking moron die” written with shit on your wall. Uh-maze-in.
I think I saw this movie on skinemax. I kinda want to review it but I missed most of the movie because I was reading the phone book to pass the time. I made it up to about “F” before I was totally glued to the screen because of Tonio’s hidden cats (he keeps them under his arms):
Is it just me or was there a lot of on screen woopy going on in the 90’s? I mean I’m all for cage fighter sex from Rebecca DeMornay “pre-leatherface days”; it’s just an observation. I love how all the sex happens super slow and to smoov jazz too. That’s how it goes in real life. At my cribz n-e-way. So realistic. So moving. I totally just sit on my boner and “feel the love” instead of grabbing some tissues when they rock that Kenny G.
Sursly though…this movie was boring as fuck except for the sex scenes. Literally the last ten minutes I was ACTUALLY interested enough to stop torrenting Mad Men episodes and see the “exciting finish”. And no, it wasn’t Banderas getting it in her eye…he has great aim btw. Watch the movie you’ll get it. Maybe.