This is one of those sexual erotic thriller type films. Unfortunately it goes places we’ve all been a million times without the courtesy of a leg-crossing scene. Or perhaps Mickey Rourke telling us how to bone. Remember that shit? It was like Cinemax finished where Sex Ed left off.
It’s basically Wild Things in the bayous of Louisiana instead of the ‘glades of Florida. But with less nudity. And Burt Reynolds. And some other guy. Think about that.
I can’t say much for this movie. It’s like the brownest thing I’ve ever seen. Maybe they did it on purpose. Make it more southern fried New Orleans or whatever. So here’s the plot run down: Burt needs to know if his wife is cheating so he pays a dude to bone her. The stupid kid thinks he is in love with the wife and then Burt wants to kick some ass. I can’t tell you any more or I might “ruin it for you”.
Angelina Jolie + Elizabeth Hurley - boobs = Saffron Burrows
All in all it’s a feel good kinda film though… because in the back of your head you know that one day Katrina will hit and we won’t have to worry about this place anymore.
Here’s the best 22 seconds of the film:
I apologize for writing this. If you want more Burt Reynolds I suggest Deliverance. If you want more Saffron Burrows you can see her get hacked up in Loss of Sexual Innocence but I promise you it’s not worth it. If you want some more of the main character, idk, check the job placement program nearest you.