I went to see this movie with a girl who had amazing boobs. I didn’t get laid though, unfort. It played at some indie theater on Española. That’s the important thing to remember about this movie. Because if you’re with a girl with awesome boobs but youre not gonna get any, you’ll still see some here. The one lady has massive funbags but you never get to see em. Oh well.
But there are some nice Ukrainian mail order bride ones to viddy! YESSS.
Otherwise this is a movie about people staring. I really think this is what people do in the Third Reich…they just sit around and admire how clean and efficient and Ikea-ed out their country is. I would. It’s like how you go in there, the store, Ikea, and everything is set up like a real house. And you’re like “yeah I could live here” so you sit down a minute, and then you’re watching everyone walk by…….looking at you…..and youre not really living there so all you can do is stare a them with “my new Übénßtîjlø coffee table is cooler than yours” eyes. Really though, I’m gonna ask my French friend if this is what Euros do.
P.S. here’s the plot: about a guy whose girl gets shot…it’s good (it’s pretty sad watching someone grieve without talking). But be ready to stare for a while:




Maybe they should have filmed what everybody was staring at???????