I went to see this movie with a girl who had amazing boobs. I didn’t get laid though, unfort. It played at some indie theater on Española. That’s the important thing to remember about this movie. Because if you’re with a girl with awesome boobs but youre not gonna get any, you’ll still see some here. The one lady has massive funbags but you never get to see em. Oh well.

But there are some nice Ukrainian mail order bride ones to viddy! YESSS.

Otherwise this is a movie about people staring. I really think this is what people do in the Third Reich…they just sit around and admire how clean and efficient and Ikea-ed out their country is. I would. It’s like how you go in there, the store, Ikea, and everything is set up like a real house. And you’re like “yeah I could live here” so you sit down a minute, and then you’re watching everyone walk by…….looking at you…..and youre not really living there so all you can do is stare a them with “my new Übénßtîjlø coffee table is cooler than yours” eyes. Really though, I’m gonna ask my French friend if this is what Euros do.

P.S. here’s the plot: about a guy whose girl gets shot…it’s good (it’s pretty sad watching someone grieve without talking). But be ready to stare for a while:

Maybe they should have filmed what everybody was staring at???????

6:30 pm  •  8 September 2010

“the star wars” …amaysin

9:59 am  •  5 September 2010

movie posters from another dimension

9:57 am  •  5 September 2010

movie posters from another dimension

9:55 am  •  5 September 2010

I understand that this thing kinda blew up and I guess I missed it. My internet was off for most of 2008. Or I was totally into porn. No way of telling what happened that long ago.

I watched this mainly because I figured the running time of 42 minutes meant if it sucks..it’ll be over soon. Kinda like a girl (think about it).

I can’t stand musicals and this one doesn’t disappoint. I really don’t get where the whole genre came from and why it keeps on going. No one bursts into song in real life, so what the fuck. Maybe people want to?

Still, I found that I sat through this whole thing. The characters were fun, some of the dialogue was awesome (particularly at the 25 minute mark), and the story was simple enough that you are in it pretty quickly. And the last line of the movie drove it all home. Quirky and odd. And just a little sweet in a Shaun of the Dead way.

Shot on a shoestring for web release, no one was paid. When it was successful enough to release to DVD, they paid cast and crew and all their debts. No studios, totally indie, tottally the way movies should be made…embracing new outlets. Pretty pimp.

A for effort. Watch it right now streaming on Netflix.

1:52 pm  •  24 August 2010

I just wanna go on record and say I hate that the Juno girl was in Inception. WTF. Get a job you bitch. Stay away from my eyes; I don’t want. I mean your name is Ellen what the hell? Did your parents think they were giving birth to a grandmother?

8:52 pm  •  20 August 2010

ramises:

This movie sounds good so i am watching it. A guy plans to get High for 30 day straight  and see the effect of it. Sounds Cool

Like.. welcome to FOUR YEARS AGO. Speaking of which has anyone read my review of 2005’s The Proposition?

10:02 pm  •  17 August 2010  •  3 notes

9:55 pm  •  17 August 2010

This movie was written by some guy that’s supposedly famous but if you’ve heard of him that means you’re Australian. The only real famous is AMERICAN FAMOUS. Get it right or pay the price. You saw what happened to Saddam when he started issuing his own collectible trading cards.

The guy (get it, GUY??) from L.A. Confidential that gets beat up by the telephone guy is in this as a guy with australian guys who are violent as his brothers. Basically it’s like a Gibson family reunion or something. Fact is I watched this movie ages ago and all I can remember about it now is that is was like a western but they messed it all up. I mean it’s in Australia. How can it be two things at once?

Other cool things about this movie are the amazing character acting done by all the flies. I heard they brought in real Irish to help the flies “focus” and “stay in the zone”.

Bonus quote: “The Irish are the finest race….to ever peel a potato.” Fuckin’ A Right.

So besides that, no crocodiles…no Colombian druglords…I don’t know who thought this was “Australian for movie” but they need to go back to the prison library and finish their homework.

jk it was cool.

9:54 pm  •  17 August 2010

Guy Pearce appears as an Irish in The Proposition.

9:42 pm  •  17 August 2010